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Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for cock.
Pandora, a 56-year-old British MILF, orders two large Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery guy arrives, she decides she'd rather have his cock than dinner.
She invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.
"I'm sure there's something I could choke on," she says. "Come with me."
The thing is, he doesn't speak her language and doesn't understand a word she says...until she says, "I would really love to fuck you." "Fuck" is one of those words everyone understands.
So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his dick, hops on top of it, rides it hard and jacks him onto her pretty face. The pizza's getting cold, but that's what microwaves are for.
And what are pizza delivery guys for? To fuck sexy MILFs. At least that's the impression I've gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.
Fast poll: Who gets more porn pussy?
A. Pizza delivery guys
B. Cable guys
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians
Anyway, about Pandora. She's from Luton, which is north of London. She's a mother and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. She's divorced. She's a swinger. She likes men who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The best job she's ever had?
"Shooting for you, of course!"
Of course!
The best job for men who want to have sex with porn MILFs? My vote goes to pizza delivery guys.
