"So, I have a crush on my lab partner. We were supposed to work on our science project but he stood me up. Can you believe that? I so wanted to suck his dick and fuck him. I have to admit, I'm pissed that he didn't show up. But the fact that he's playing hard to get really turns me on. Now I'll have to get myself off with my dildo. I'm gonna stuff my hole till it's oozing cunt-sauce like this volcano. Just 'cause he didn't come doesn't mean that I can't."