Polish-born Lucy is the operator of a tanning salon in Germany. The big strapping blonde likes reading, swimming and watching soccer. Her favorite type of men are virile, teetotaling guys with big dicks between 20 and 40. (Their age not their dick size.) Her favorite Hollywood guy is, get this, Al Bundy (Ed O'Neil from Married With Children), slob husband of Peg (Katy Segal). She doesn't say why she likes Al Bundy so much but it may have to do with Al's love of big tits. "I am woman enough for two men!" says Lucy. We believe it. She's built like a fucking brick shithouse. Lucy's typical day is working, going home and making dinner and reading a book or watching a movie in bed. On weekends, she calls up a guy and invites him over to fuck. He has to be out by Sunday or she nicely throws him out.