A simple phone call and a fresh, hot pie is ready. Not for Rachel Love, for the pizza delivery guy.
Yes, this theme belongs with the plumber and the cable guy scripts but pizza delivery guys love seeing it so why tamper with a proven success story?
What is it about pizza delivery drivers that makes women like Rachel pull down their bras and practically wet their panties at the first ring of the doorbell? These guys get more pussy than the backdoor of a seafood restaurant.
"When I first meet a man, I pay attention to his eyes and personality first," Rachel said. "As far as looks, it doesn't really matter much at all. Short, tall, old, young, skinny, a little overweight...it doesn't matter."
As long as they have a large cock so Rachel can get dick drunk.
The "Mamazon" star can never get enough of a good thing.
"I pick and choose different shoots that I want to do and certain companies that I like working for, and for some reason, you guys always have big fuckers. I don't know what the deal is with SCORE. I guess you guys have the biggest girls with the biggest breasts, so you might as well have the guys with the biggest cocks, too. You seem to find guys with monster cocks. I get dick drunk. Dick drunk is when you got more than you expected and you got pumped a few too many times to the point where you feel drunk when you get up."