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There's sexy and then there's sexy as fucking-hell-pardon-my-boner sexy. Lana Ivans fits into the second level of sexy.
A short girl that lives, eats, breathes, plays and sleeps sexily, Lana Ivans does everything sexily. She literally can't help it. Lana travelled to Portugal for a feature film called Big-Boob Finishing School; traveled to the Dominican Republic for another film called Big-Tit Skinny Dip and she fucked her hot ass off in several fiery videos that don't leave anything to the imagination.
"I like teasing men and seeing how they look at me. I like to have fun with men. But I love sex most of all. I like to ride on top. You can burn a lot of fat with sex."
"My boobs are all-natural," Lana boasted in her sexy Romanian accent and she has every right to do so. Her body is beyond belief. "They look much, much bigger because I am slim. I go to the gym to stay in shape and I eat a healthy diet. I eat a lot of corn."
Corn? Does eating corn stimulate breast growth? Is Lana revealing ancient Romanian sex secrets that Dr. Oz hasn't gotten around to spotlighting? "I think it's our secret," Lana says. "I don't have someone in my family who's as big as me."
Ukrainians claim that cabbage promotes boob growth. The Bulgarians believe that a homegrown beer called Boza gives women bigger tits. The Czechs like Sophie Mae say that Czech dumplings and creamy sauces make for titillating, breast-expanding nourishment. If it works, that's all that counts.
So if a guy wants a big-boobed wife, he should go to Romania?
"Yeah, for sure!" says Lana. Luckily, no Romanian swain has claimed Lana for his own, at least not yet. But before Lana finds her dreamboat, I hope she fucks a bit more for us.
Lana also has an unusual hobby. Unusual for a hottie, that is. She collects foreign currency and coins.
I never would have guessed. I'd have figured mini-skirts and tight sweaters. It shows how shallow a man is.
