"I'm not your average, sad, desperate housewife, sitting at home alone, waiting to have some torrid affair with the UPS man,” says sexy and sultry cougar, Sandy Beach. "I am not a pathetic woman who has nowhere to go and nobody to see. I am always dressed in garters, cute stockings and heels, and I am beating all the men off with a stick, Honey. I'm that sexy MILF in the neighborhood that all the men are wild for, and who's seducing your hubby and son, too. I always have a man at my front door, asking me if I need something fixed, or if I could possibly spare a cup of sugar. I let them come in and I give them a little bit of my sugar. [laughs] I love to open up the door in a sheer robe that's open wide and showing off my sexy lingerie and my heels. I love to watch them squirm and fidget, trying to come up with some excuse to come in. I find them silly, but entertaining. What woman wouldn't love all that male attention?”